"Did i wake you up? Gonna give me the Combeglare?
Got class today? Whatre you gonna Combewear? Will it have some Combeflair? Gonna sit in a Combechair? Eat a Combepear? Comb your Combehair?”
“Im going to kick you down the Combestairs”
“Haha you mean the Combest- aww wait you made the joke already…”
In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.
French slang is freaking metal.
DEATH BY OHONHONHON
headcanon that every time combeferre gets really mad his eyes just lock on whoever/whatever he’s mad at and courfeyrac calls it “the combestare”
So I had this thought at work today. Imagine Grantaire at the barricade, cradling Gavroche’s body and just sobbing in devastation because he’s just had to watch this child he’s grown to love brutally killed in front of him. Enjolras approaches. Grantaire looks up, eyes red, and in a choked, broken voice says, “I am capable of feeling.”
Okay but Pyrokinetic!Feuilly though.
Pyrokinetic!Feuilly lighting Bahorel’s cigarettes for him ◉‿◉
Pyrokinetic!Feuilly burning offending legal documents for Courfeyrac (｡◕‿◕｡)
Pyrokinetic!Feuilly losing control of his powers when he gets really excited and…