Charging the cat
The eyes are green. It’s charged. Please unplug your cat.
I just had this sudden vivid image of Enjolras trying to deal with a crying five year old and oh my god it’s amazing
there’s a stray cat that comes around my house and I feed it when it does and for reasons unknown he came to be known as kanye west and that’s what we call him. Well today my mom found out I’d been feeding him and she got super mad because she hates cats and didn’t want him around so she said I couldn’t go out today because of it which led to me calling my friend and cancelling plans because “my mom caught me stealing chicken for kanye west”.